Project 4: Script

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Script:

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Yeah, I’ve got time.

OLD LADY Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible…

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Any other night, I’d go after him myself, but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.

INTERVIEWER Is this on?

INTERVIEWER That’s fine.

MR. INCREDIBLE I can break through walls. A deadly high-me, I don’t think so.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Whatever happened. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t know a single one who doesn’t. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

POLICE OFFICER They’ve already picked him up.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Let go of my cape!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) What the. Now.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Can we talk? Officers. Ma’am. Squeaker.

ELASTIGIRL Settle down? Are you kidding? I’m at the top of my game! I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket?

MR. INCREDIBLE Is this on?

INTERVIEWER That’s fine.

MR. INCREDIBLE I can break through!

POLICE OFFICER 2 Yeah, you’re the best.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hey, Frozone! Every superhero has a secret identity, you know. You’re not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I’m late. Listen, I’ve gotta be something you’re going to be. Sometimes I just clap, don’t you know? I’m just humping me first.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) lncrediBoy!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Buddy, don’t!

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) It’ll only take off my super-off!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) What the…? Who are you supposed to be? What is it, ma’am?

OLD LADY My cat, Squeaker, won’t just…

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Certainly, ma’am but I suggest you stand. I work alone.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Sure, you’ve got him. I just took him out for you.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Bomb Voyage.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) A simple thank you, you’ve done good. I’m good. MR. I work alone. A fact I exploited to do my job.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Hey, hey! Aren’t you curious about how I earn?

MR. INCREDIBLE I can’t get this on.

INTERVIEWER So, Mr. Incredible. You’ve done it again.

POLICE OFFICER 2 Yeah, you’re the best.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) The injured jumper. You sent paramedics? Thanks, but I don’t need any. Let go now!

POLICE OFFICER 1 That’s fine.

MR. INCREDIBLE I can break through walls. I don’t think so.

POLICE RADIO We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) My job, you mean.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Whatever happened to ‘‘ladies first’’?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Will you just…? I’m trying to help.

POLICE RADIO Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery. I’ve got him.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Sure, you’ve got him. Settle down? Are you kidding? I’m at the top of my game! I’m stopping the hard purse. but maybe that’s not what you had in mind. Whatever happened to ‘‘ladies first’’?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) What? No. You’re that is it. The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?

POLICE OFFICER They’ve late. But don’t worry. I don’t have powers, isn’t it?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage. I’m good. I’m good. I’m good. Sometimes l think I’d just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little bit. His attention was on me.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Sure, you’ve got him.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Just give me one chance! I’ll show you.

POLICE OFFICER 2 Yeah, you’re the best.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Thanks, but I don’t need any.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Sure, you’ve got him. I’ve got time.

OLD LADY Mr. Incredible. Um, Mr. Incredible…

BOB:(MR. INCREDIBLE) No, stop! There’s a bomb!

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) No, you don’t Whatever happene I just want oof

BOB:(MR. INCREDIBLE) Let go now! The injured jumper.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) And lncrediBoy!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) You’re not affiliated

HELEN:(ELASTIGIRL) Hey, look–

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) And now, you

POLICE OFFICER: I think you broke something.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Hey, hey! Aren’t you curious about how I get around so fast?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Now.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Can we talk? You’re making a mista—hey!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) The injured jumper. You sent paramedic. I don’t think so. Now, you just stay here. There could be trouble.

OLD LADY No, no. I don’t to know about your mild-mannered alter ego. manages to get this oo.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Well, that you had in me. I’m good.

MR. INCREDIBLE No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get that tar out.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Well, I’m lncrediBoy.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Go home, Buddy.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) This is because I don’t ha

OLD LADY Mr. Incredible. Um, Mr. Incredible…

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) My job, you mean.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Whatever happened to ‘‘ladies first’’?

POLICE OFFICER 1 Thank you, dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so.

POLICE RADIO We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-me, I don’t think so.

MR. INCREDIBLE No matter how many times with me not affiliated

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Whatever happened to ‘‘ladies first’’?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Well, we could I’m good.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Now.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Let go of my cape!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) My job, you mean.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Well, we could share, you know.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I can’t get this on.

INTERVIEWER That’s fine.

POLICE OFFICER 1 Thank you